My Room to Write assignment for today is to write a recipe about an abstract concept. The suggestions listed are the usual suspects: love, hate, truth, beauty, etc.
The first thing that came to my mind was “crazy”. What is the perfect recipe for crazy? Thought I’d give it a shot! Today is a GREAT day to describe crazy!
Jen’s Cream of Crazy Chowder
A thick, hot soup guaranteed to warm you up from the inside out. Add your own flair using your “favorite” additions! This family tradition is easily customized to suit everyone’s tastes!
1 cup exhaustion (You can use physical or mental. For extra bold flavor, use both!)
1/2 cup high temperatures (You can substitute any temperature that necessitates inside play and/or work.)
1/4 cup noise (Do not settle for basic ambient. Use the loud, shrill, never-ending variety.)
1Â tbsp whine
1 tbsp silly
1 tsp of repeating yourself
1 tbspÂ to-do list (The longer the better, but any size will do.)
dashÂ ofÂ no escape
smidgen of drama (Don’t over do it. Too much here will not end well.)
1. In a small space, mix exhaustion, temperature, and noise.
2. Blend in whine and silly. Fold in other ingredients.
3. Mix until well blended.
4. Heat, stirringÂ constantly,Â over internal temper for about 2 1/2 minutes.
NOTE: Individual internal tempers will vary so be careful not to scorch.
This dish is best served piping hot with garlic toast. No additional garnish is necessary. It will be spicy enough.
Crazy ChowderÂ should not be eaten as a meal. It shouldÂ be paired with non-spicy entree likeÂ Drama Free Patience Pot Roast.Â Complte the meal withÂ a nice wine or adult beverage of your choice!
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